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HRAC Montana Pub Crawl 2004 Official Web Page Pre-Crawl Events In Sequence First : Cap'n Jon WAS Going to Attend (Rules were established to maintain law and order with Cap'n Jon in attendance) Second: Cap'n Jon Begs Off (Top 10 Why Not's Below) Third: Prez Rescinds All Rules Top 10 Reasons Why I (Cap'n Jon) Can't Go:
It is with deep regret I will not be able to partake in the HRACMPC04. Our leader has out done himself and has reached the pinnacle of Leisurecology. Herewith, the Top Ten Reasons I can not attend: 10- lack of funds (as if Jon's the only one broke) 9- no licence (See State of Florida) 8- rules (most rules in the history of HRAC) 7- cannot go more than one day without voicing my opinion on politics or religion 6- fishing is great (caught 17 crawfish last night) 5- pending court date? 4 - conficting schedule (really important shit's goin' on in Ft. L.) 3 - did I mention no licence? (The Haitians get licenses, and so do the Cubans.) 2- honeymoon (How many do you have to have to get it right?) 1- WIFE WON'T LET ME (The man has the balls of an elephant with this one!) Good luck and have fun Capt Jon
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